orchid creatures

what a wonderous trash pile! what is that yellow thing? can it be my pet? is it sick?

i went to an orchid show

this guy also went to the orchid show
his hair is so black and his beard is so white!

looks like david had some spelling trouble
also, the stick figures in the middle - one has a tail?

this is a swanky mall

i stepped into the mall to enjoy some air conditioning. and what did i find? a wedding fair. cheapion TREASURE TROVE. oh i was elated. i was overjoyed. what generous cake samples! yes! sure! i am getting married and i need to find a cake help! some blender demonstration resulted in smoothie! i don't think i was particularly convincing with my fake wedding information, but i did remove my orange baseball cap before entering. "enchanting brides," as the fair was called, don't wear baseball caps, obviously.

radisson hotel lady: hi! are you getting married?
me: yes of course
rl: congratulations! when is your date?
me: eh... in december (my lying imagination does not extend beyond this year apparently)
rl: do you have a location?
me: why yes
rl: where?
me: oh, we're not sure yet. what is that?
rl: it's a spinach empanada, try it.
me: yes mmm it is good (it was not good)
(we stare at each other)
me: uh does the radisson have a pool?
rl: yes.
me: ah, good. what is that?
rl: filet mignon with peanut butter sauce.
me: aha! (it was also not good)
rl: would you like some information?
me: no thanks

i went back to the cake place and said, you know, we're really thinking about a chocolate cake, you don't have any samples of that, do you? oh but they did! i had seen them hidden in the back earlier so i knew. mmm it was fudgy and with almonds and coffee flavored and also jelly, probably overkill, yall. but good! you made it worth entering the mall, mister cakes.